Q. Hey, I don’t really have a question, but wondered if you would like a funny poem about a bear for your website? -Brenda
A. Sure, Brenda, I’m always up for a chuckle. -BJ
In this life I’m a woman. In the next life I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!
If you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to find them partially grown, cute and cuddly.
I could definitely deal with that!
If you are mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could sure deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat! Yup! Gonna be a bear.