Someone in Valdez (remember….rhymes with cheese!) called the police to report cruelty to animals. Seems like they saw someone giving a ride to a hamster in a remote control car, which they had doing ‘wheelies’.
Alaska has the highest % of men and lowest % of women of any other state. They claim there are 10 good men for every woman up here. Some smartypants woman (nope, you’re wrong…not me, this time!) countered with, “Well, yes, the odds are good…but the goods are odd!”
Wasilla was declared the ‘Duct Tape Capitol of the USA’ when its Wal Mart sold more duct tape than any other Wal Mart in the world. They sold over 314 ft. of tape for each and every resident in Wasilla. Wow, that’s a lotta tape. I know I sure used my share! That stuff is good for all kinda things!
Alaskans are among the highest per capita owners of vanity plates in the nation. Among my favorite is: PB4UGO. Pretty good advice, eh?